I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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