if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didn't shave. On purpose
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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