Me too!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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