i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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