Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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