I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Screwed.edu
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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