I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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