i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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