Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
