Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize