I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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