Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's blow job season.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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