i may or may not be watching the land before time
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Drake has all the answers
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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