well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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