she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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