was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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