Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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