I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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