Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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