I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Everyone says I win the strip club
Dick very happy bro
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
