found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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