you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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