I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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