32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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