So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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