im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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