I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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