The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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