That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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