Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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