Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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