this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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