If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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