where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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