i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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