this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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