i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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