Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
