I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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