why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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