After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
