You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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