Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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