textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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