Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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