Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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