So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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