My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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