Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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