I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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