Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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