porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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